egberts:

viarga:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly

thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh

But if genies give three wishes, after placing your first wish, your second one should just be to have pockets that are bigger on the inside than they are the outside

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

tf2shitfest:

cakeybots:

tf2shitfest:

cakeybots:

Why hello attractive video game characters

Actually those were the characters I was thinking of when I made this post

My cats got in a really bad scuffle but they were under my table so I couldn’t sacrifice my flesh to separate them so I just got my head as close as possible and screeched as loud as fucking possible (which was apparently loud and long enough to wake up my sister in the other room and let her climb out of bed at that) and it scared the aggressor so much that he jumped and hit the bottom of the table and the other one piddled on the floor a little bit.

sarahfongcosplay:

I love everything about this.

Fuck Microsoft - I’m just Gina keep my 360 and maybe hope the SteamBox will one day be a real thing

the-emo-ninja:

“Opps internet’s down…. guess I’ll play video games….. oh right I can’t because it’s pure cloud storage”

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

I’ve spent my whole life wondering what the root/etymology if the abbreviation “MRS” was fuckin thank you for that rather interesting fact @A@

ladyriaofcork:

slytherinhouse-princess:

latewla:

feels-are-ruining-me:

holy-howell:

esotericallyarcane:

corsetscars:

Please?

Please do this.

PLEASE? <3

I just got back guys, do it for my birthday!

please god

I’m gonna fucking piss rage.

I don’t care if as a business you’re busy—it happens—but don’t tell me you will finish working on my computer (which I kind of really need back as soon as possible) by Monday when you damn well know you won’t and then when I call in, not even remember that I left it there in the first place.

Oh yea, and also tell me, after five days of waiting, that you HAVENT EVEN FUCKING STARTED LOOKING AT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!

I reiterate, I am gonna fuckin piss rage.

owyn-sama:

tiravel:

Young!FrUK AU where Francis had his hair cut short and is so distraught he’s in tears and Arthur is sad Francis is sad so he offers the hair on his eyebrows and Francis can’t stop laughing.

I tried qwq

Things that have ruined my life so good:

Team Fortress 2
Team Fortress 2 ships
Buying an HD Tablet (that I use to watch two hours of tf2 videos when I swore Id lay down at 1)

aiclan:

fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like